The “Location” line does not inspire me; besides, I like to have it showing if I say something state-specific.
Now, I do enjoy messing with the “Organization” box when I start up new software: “From front to back,” “In alphabetical order,” “Not much,” “if I told you, I’d have to kill you”; that, I like.
Mine is not meant to be witty, but rather an indication of what a visionary I am. You see, some day when the internet is the inter-universe-net, aliens and people from Mars and stuff will know what planet I’m from. Of course, the fact that it really means “dirt” might end up being a hindrance…but I’ll burn that bridge when I get to it.
I always thought of my location as being witty, self-effacing, subltly ironic yet unabashadly pretensious, light and perky with a fruity aftertaste, bold, manly and exotic without forgetting the values that made America great.
Then I moved to Akron, Ohio.