Witty retort to Richard Cranium boss

This really happened to my friend - the only female in an office - just one month into her new job.

Boss (who’s office is adjacent to my friend’s): “When I need to see you, I’ll thump on the wall; when you hear the thump, come see what I want.”

Later that morning, Boss thumps on wall. Friend walks to Boss’ office. Boss: “Fill out these TPS reports and let me know when they are done.”

That afternoon, Boss comes into Friend’s office. “Didn’t you finish the reports yet?”

Friend: “Yes. Didn’t you hear me thump on the wall?”
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How did she like working there?

She didn’t, for obvious reasons. She is much happier where she’s at now.
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