One of Monstre’s postings made me think of this Blackadder quote:
“Sir, I have a cunning plan.”
“As cunning as a fox who is professor of cunning at Oxford University?”
“Airbags. That’s what we need right now. Airbags.”
“I wonder if we’ll be on the news tonight.”
Jane, stop this crazy thing!
Damn! Now I wish I’d paid attention to that pre-flight safety spiel !
Wait a minute! I was supposed to board at Gate A-5, not A-6 !!
HII-OOOOOHHHH!!
“oh stewardess? I speak jive…”
I can’t believe no one thought of this…
“I’m leaving, on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again…”
Oh, and slight hijack (Hijack? Um, I might wanna rephrase that)
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After the Seattle earthquake, which we felt quite strongly here in BC, I walked out into a street full of people singing “Shake, Rattle And Roll”. Loudly.
It was worth it! 
I may have said this before, but if I have, it bears repeating: mrblue, will you marry me?
To my good-looking seat mate: “Uh, I’ve never really been with a woman before…”
Stolen from Airplane!
Q
“Fuckin’ Wright Brothers”
Now I’m trying to remember if you’ve proposed before or not.
Of course, since the plane is going down… why not?
Yeah. After marriage, that’s the only thing going down.
I’m comin’ Elizabeth!
Woo-hoo! I just won my bet with the pilot that he could not successfully roll a 747! Now he owes me $50!
What the fuck do you mean, you’re still charging for the alcohol?
Put it on my tab.
People! Stop screaming! I’m trying to watch the end of the in-flight movie!
Gosh, they’re really strict on that No Smoking in the Lavatory rule!