Woman Births Meatloaf


Happy Birthday, Meatloaf!
(Now, is that mundane and pointless, or what??)

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Emo Philips (stolen from matt’s webpage)

Aw dammit, I was hoping for a nice picture from the World Weekly News or something. Which would also be pointless but maybe not mundane.

One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

Hey,I’ll join ya for a slice!

Pick your neighbors nose-Lenny Bruce.