:eek::dubious:
What a way to go!
Speechless.
He ordered his dog to have sex with her? Can you imagine what kind of training would that entail?
I’d like to hear the command. I guess it would go something like this : “Fuck, Rover, fuck”.
A man from Limerick with dog,
Ends up in story most odd.
He says something to Rover,
Who then does her over.
And she dies. Oh my God.
I had no idea there was a “Best in Porn” category at Crufts.
I’m impressed. I consider my dogs to be fairly well trained, but I can’t even get them to drop the ball when we play fetch.
It is somewhat reassuring that he is the first to be charged under a piece of legislation on the books since 1861.
A Limerickan liked sex with the puppies,
Got her yammy full of his guppies.
She died of anaphylaxis,
I’m tellin’ you just what the facts is,
And Sean McDonnell is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 (told in a fashion that rhymes with yuppies).
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Oh to translate, an Alsatian is a German Shepherd. 
When his master said, ‘do her’, he hit it
(and we know in what style they did it)
So he buried his bone
In a pussy unknown
Now she’s dead and he’s lonely, doggonit
mmm
Nice tags on the top of that page. She has to be a shoe in for this years Darwin award.
Or the Leviticus award.
I’ll bet the family is going with the peanut allergy angle.
Some women are Alsatiable, some aren’t.
A wee doggy ran up with a bound
In wide wonder, he looked all around.
A wierd bint on her knees,
smelled of sweat, dirt, & fleas.
“Do it…! Or its Back To The Pound…!” 
“Really mister…!? How about I Give YOU Two Milk-Bones & we skip the whole thing…?”
Good thing, or else the dog might have been arrested too.
Damn, it was arrested. Isn’t confinement without charges contrary to EU law?
Moral of the story: don’t feed your dog peanuts before sex.
So she was allergic to dog bones?
So confusing.
So, what if she boinked some random dog she found in the park, so the owner was definitely not involved, would he still go to the slammer?
It seems stupid to charge the owner with anything if it was consensual, it should be death by mischance. She should have had some inkling she was allergic to dogs.:dubious: