Courtesy of Fox News, This just in:
What a weenie, huh?
Phew, I thought she was “retiring” to pursue a fulltime lawsuit.
She’s going to be mustered out?
It’s no bologna – she’s a-bun-doning the runs.
It’ll give her time to catch-up on her hobbies.
Frankly, I think she is going to spend her spare time on Coney Island, where she will get *all dressed * up and see the sights, or lie on the sand and tan her buns.
This is the wurst news I’ve heard today.
You guys are a bunch of brats.
It’s so not ladylike to snort :o
She gets involved in a little scrapple and all of a sudden she’s a knocked out and wurst for the wear.
Hope at least she landed on her buns. It just goes to show you. When you play in the park with boys and girls, use condiments.
Cartooniverse
Oh, won’t the media ever stop usinger?
Heh. Let’s see how many of you get that reference!
My favorite thing about Wisconsin?
groan
Warning! Warning! Dad joke! Warning!
Well, now you’re getting to the meat of it. Next thing you know, someone will link to “Casing at the Bat”.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
Those sausages should have pulled the guy with the bat out and beaten the living shit out of him.
At least it would have been more entertaining.
From the article:
So her career as a banger ends with a bang after she nearly ended up in the MAS*H unit…
Thanks for another of your great links, ETF!
“A cat?”
“No, a bat…”