Okay. Yes it was a joke. A handful of people found it mildly funny. Until some stony-faced fuckwit insisted on analysing it line by line.
If you wrote the OP, then no, it probably wouldn’t qualify as a joke.
You shouldn’t talk about neutron star like that. He was defending you.
Yeah, some people can’t tell jokes or be humorous in print. I’m one of them. We have that in common at least.
Next time say what you mean and there wouldn’t be any confusion (or at least indicate that you were attempting to make a joke no matter how lame. Oh, and btw, I don’t think anyone expects perfection, but when you saw the confusion it would have been better if you had clarified your position clearly earlier than you have done).
At the risk of muddying this further, my last post, #81, was referring to a couple of posts just previous to mine (posts #72 and 75 by mudkicker and post #76 by Foxy40 to be specific), not the OP. I thought we had well-established at that point that the OP was, indeed, a joke, and I didn’t anticipate the need to go over that again. Silly me.