On Thursday, I was headed to a restaurant in a car with five other people. Three men were having a conversation on the puzzling tendency of the women they know to accumulate an improbable number of pairs of shoes (one said his wife has “easily more than 100”). A woman overheard this, and the following ensued:
“Do you guys seriously not understand where this comes from?”
We allowed as how we didn’t.
“It’s actually fairly simple. Every woman has times when she feels fat and depressed, and needs to cheer herself up. Shopping is often the key to this, but it can’t be for clothing - skirts, blouses and so forth force a woman to confront her clothing size and thus bring her face to face with the weight issue she’d seeking to escape. So she must shop for one (or more) of three things: jewelry, a handbag, or shoes. All of these avoid the weight issue, and so are perfect for this situation.”
I should note that the woman in question is around 40, intelligent, attractive and, while not supermodel-thin, certainly isn’t fat. The two other women present in the car didn’t dissent from her analysis.