Gets it in one.
Am I psychic in this scenario, or does he bring letters of reference?
Olives has the best answer. But the Zombie Johnny Depp is also an awesome answer - as long as his flesh wasn’t actually decomposing I could see this.
Otherwise, being forced to choose: ugly and awesome in bed sounds like my route.
If the hot guy in question is Alexander Skarsgård, then I’ll go with that option. nom nom nom nom nom nom
Otherwise, I’ll take the ugly guy.
This is impossible for me.
You seem to be an outlier. I can’t possibly fathom having sex with any attractive guy who wasn’t enthusiastic. Not even the Deppmeister.
This may not be the answer you are looking for - I’m guessing you want folks to make a choice between one or the other. My choice is neither.
It wouldn’t be great, but if the alternative is attempting to have sex with someone who is physically unattractive to me…
I don’t understand the point of sex with someone you aren’t attracted to. A big part of what makes sex good is the attraction to the other person.
I’d be totally excited by the idea of having someone who’s amazing in bed. I’d definitely go for that option! I could easily get past the ugly thing, and even someone being too fat. Although…contradicting what I just said, shagging someone very skinny is not a nice idea for me.
Honestly? I’ve tried both.
My husband is rather overweight (but working to change that,) and won’t win any prizes based on looks. But he has his hidden talents!
So yeah, option b.