[drunken]Man, I love you guys.[/drunken]
[sub]Singular “man;” plural “guys.” Fuck, she’s confusing.[/sub]
So much goodness in this thread. Y’all deserve a cookie.
And, Nicklz?
I don’t know that I solved or started any problems this weekend, but I did fix the toaster oven while my SO fixed the answering machine. Did we break even? Or should he get rid of me?
(quoted because you can just never have too much of a good thing.)
Actually, the fact that all we do is start problems and break things…well, that’s symmetry! If we didn’t cause problems (for you big, manly, muscular guys to solve) or break things (for you macho, testosterone-laden guys to fix) you’d all sit around all day eating Cheez-its, watching porn, and rooting around in your pubic hair for the crabs you caught “wading in the river.”
You ought to thank us for giving you purpose! What a way for you guys to bond…grab a few Pabsts, get with your buddies, and bitch about “them crazy dames.” You should be on your knees worshipping us!
You should stay away from girls entirely. We’re just too psychotic and unpredictable. We might do something like…accidentally break your kneecaps, or accidently bite your dick while giving you head. Accidentally. Because no girl would intentionally hurt or humiliate a fine, upstanding specimen like yourself.
Hey! How I spend my weekends is between me and my wife. And I’ll have you know that the above is considered “quality time” by both of us.
What do you expect when fifteen-year-old guys date their younger sisters?
[/cheap shot]
[ducks and runs]
No. And god fucking dammit, I’se pissed off about that one! :mad:
Before this post, those two posts were the last ones I made. Motherfucking server got slow, and on a sunday night of all times. Damned thing timed out on me (notice the SEVEN minute gap between those two posts…shit, I could have downloaded a porn…I mean, checked the baseball scores, while I was waiting for my damned post to register).
Unless I’ve done it before, and forgotten, that double post was the FIRST ONE I’ve ever done, and it was on the one year anniversary of my registering here.
As Shakespeare said:
[sub]Well, he WOULD have said it if he were a poster on the SDMB[/sub]
Wow I’d almost forgotten about this little rant of mine. And yes it was one of those things that I just blurted out.
I’d honestly expected a bunch of flames after I re-read my original post. Sorry I think I was trashed when I posted it anyway.
I’d sincerely like to thank:
EVILBETH
HARDYGRRL
JAYJAY
CRANKYASANOLDMAN
—for their compassion, understanding, and helpfulness throughout the last weeks, you guys and others on the other thread really helped me out in so many ways, thank you.
Cervaise----yes that was a cheap shot and yes DUCK and run really quick, cause I’m swinging my 34inch easton baseball
bat.
Just playin it’s a 36inch
No problem, Nicklz…I hate to see someone get completely incinerated for a drunk posting.
And one word of advice…you know you’re kidding in that last part of your post, I know you’re kidding in that last part of your post, Cervaise may even know you’re kidding in that last part of your post. But he may not, and similar sentiments in future threads may not be seen as kidding. I’m not a moderator, but that is a physical threat, if a joking one. And you can easily be banned for such things…the Reader can’t risk the possibility of lawsuits over these Boards. Please be careful in the future (if the mods let this one go) and don’t make physical threats.
jayjay
oh wow they’ll ban you for something like that!?!?
hay i was just playin
please don’t ban me i like posting here