My wife insists that circumference, not length, is the critical issue.
I don’t intend to follow any links in this thread while at work, and whatever burning curiosity you may have about the dimensions of my own genitalia will have to burn a little while longer. But… these kinds of threads always remind me of a Vonnegut (I think) novel in which he describes the length and shape of every male character’s penis. He just tosses the line off like, “John Smith was 42 years old. His penis was 5 and one quarter inches long and rather slender”. He also goes on for a while about the differences among penises in different ethnic groups. Like, “such-and-such men’s penises tend to be tapered and average 5.75 inches in length and …” Anybody remember which one I’m talking about?
Breakfast of Champions?
The site seemed stupid in general…I mean, acting as though a big girth/long length is what women will, collectively, be really pleased with. I mean, it’s ridiculous–some women don’t even like a really big penis.
Heh…so much for an E ticket ride.
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My wife claimed that when I lost 70 lbs over a year ago, my penis got longer. I guess that the fat over my pubic bone was to blame for my less than ideal conditions before my weight loss. When she made that comment, I went ahead and measured, and she was right…about 1/2". Hence, this comment.
And I would agree with her, having been on the receiving end of quite a lot of them (and as a guy not girl).
Maybe I was too subtle before.
THE FACT THAT THE CHART RESULTS LOOK LIKE A PENIS MIGHT INDICATE IT’S NOT TRUE!
I mean, an 11", 5.75" circ. penis is “enjoyable”, but an 11", 5.5" circ penis is “Not satisfying; too small in length and girth, or too big in length and girth or any freaky combination of small and big”? (bolding mine) And yet, an 11", 7.25" circ is “enjoyable”, and again an 11", 7.5" circ is, again, “freaky”. And the whole result just happens to look like a wang.
Yeah. That’s rigorous science for you. Rigorous, throbbing, turgid science.
Yeah, that’s it! I just verified on Google Books. I recall one line that described a character after having sex, something like “His great wang slumbered against his leg.” That just cracked me up.
It’s definately hard science.
I agree with the others that it’s a “soft” sell (tee hee). In that they make the “Ideal” size just a little bit beyond average. Close enough that a modest gain would achieve it. That way you’re targeting the vast majority of men and telling them that they can be “perfect” if they use this product.
You can’t really bell curve this, too big would be uncomfortable at first but she’ll get use to it over time, too small is too small. Still, the vagina is only so big and 11+ inches being safely in the enjoyable envelope is pretty suspect.
These comments about the cervix are making me go :dubious: . I can touch my cervix easily, it ain’t that far back. The vagina itself is not very long; it is, however very stretchy, which accounts for its ability to accommodate gentleman callers.
Refresher course (Web MD female reproductive organs chart)
And, occasionally, small human beings.
Spoken like someone who has never had a giant cock slam into her cervix repeatedly lol. It could be worse and most of the time I am so distracted that I wouldn’t notice if I were being burgled by all of Ringling Bros, but when you get someone who hits it at the right angle repeatedly it kind of feels like being whacked with a hammer. It isn’t pleasant. IANAD but I am the queen of my cervix. YMMV.
Though – just speaking as an observer of the birth of 4 children – that can be really painful. I doubt if any women would want a penis that was the size of an average new-born infant.
If this came from a “male enhancement” source, then it needs an ocean full of salt before to go along with it.
I’m still laughing at one of those commercials, the one with the three women talking about male enhancement, where one woman actually makes the incredible claim that men with longer penises treat her better than men with smaller penises. Now I don’t know how large her sample size (cough slut cough) is, but I have my doubts about that premise.
Of course, they say some incredibly stupid and/or unbelievable things trying to convince you to buy their product.
And they’ve left out a rather important market segment, as well.
I never said that the emergence of said child was painful, just confirming that the vagina is indeed stretchy (so this whole “the vagina is only 9 inches long so anything more will automatically be painful” schtick only works up to a point).
Sorry, but why am I even in this discussion? I didn’t even come out of my own mother’s vagina and that was the only prospect of touching one I’m ever likely to have in this life! :smack:
Yeah, I went through a few years feeling like that. 
Well unless your “a few” was longer than 28 I’m guessing that it’s more likely that mine will stick.