Woo Hoo! Or, Why I Love My Belly Button

For all of y’all who’ve been following the “Getting in Shape” threads, you’ll remember that I’ve been trying to lose the -cough- 35 pounds I’ve put on since high school. Eek! Anyhoo, I step out of the shower just now, and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and it’s like “Hot Damn Woman, your belly button, it’s so sexy!” Now, I’ve been feeling down about my belly button lately, as the surrounding area has been rather pudgy, but now I love it again! In fact, I’m thinking of getting a web cam for it.

And it gets better, all my fat pants are getting looser and my arms seem less Grandma-ish. Yippeee!! I don’t know how much I’ve lost in terms of weight, but I definately look and feel a ton better.

Um, this is really pointless, isn’t it? But I had to share, and hopefully encourage everyone out there who are also trying to shape up. I think the yoga 4x a week has helped a lot, I need to do more aerobic activity, but it’s been hard to get motivated. But now that I’m seeing results, I feel super encouraged. Maybe, just maybe, my waist will go back to 23 inches! :smiley:

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Heh, Clogboy, you might have already seen my belly button. Remember that HS trip I told you about? I went all over Maastrict showing it off - I mean I really do have a great belly button. It’s my pride and joy.

I’m becoming aroused here. Is that wrong?

Congrats! A few lines from an old joke that seem appropriate.

Can I put my finger in your belly button?
That’s NOT my belly button!
That’s not my finger. :smiley:

If you want to be rebelious, pierce it. You will be endlessly amused, trust me. And I imagine that anything after childbirth can hardly be categorized as “painful.”

Sincerley,
Swiddles
FBF (Fellow Bellybutton Fan)

Swiddles, if I were to pierce anything it would be my navel, but for now I figure, why gild the lily that is tatertot?

We need to start a belly button clique, for those with beautiful belly buttons and the people that admire them.

The only complaint I have is why did my belly button have to go back to it’s sexy state in the middle of freaking fall when nobody but me, MisterTot and that creepy guy across the street with binoculars will see it? How is this fair!?!?! :wink:

You mean you can see me? Darn it! I should have known my windows weren’t darkened enough…

-Blackclaw
Who really isn’t as creepy as he might at first appear…

Yep, but it’s okay…at least somebody besides me & MisterTot can enjoy the wonder that is my belly button. :wink:

Blackclaw, you too? Shhhh, lets keep it quiet, or she’ll start pulling the blinds, (pssst, anybody wanna buy some pics?)…fine belly-button, tha’ rest ain’t half bad either. :slight_smile:

VA, sweetie, I grew up in Germany, sunbathing nekkid in the park…you think I’m shy about a few people looking at my navel?

And if anyone is selling pictures of me, I want half! :wink:

You’ve been doing yoga? I’ve been doing aerobics for the last 4 weeks, trying to lose the pregnancy chub, but I’ve been looking for a good yoga tape. Any recommendations?

Which park? I live a two hours’ drive from Germany. I don’t care that it’s raining cats and dogs right now, I’ll wait.

Damn, German law is weird. Nastassia Kinski takes a ride on the Berlin subway without paying and goes to jail for that. But no one ever told the park thing.

About the BB-club. I admire my own BB sometimes (I get these moods you know), do I have to subscribe twice for that?

reving his engine

I’ll race you there :wink:

God dammit! And I thought there would be a link for a freakin’ belly button cam! :frowning:

Hey, tater—can you send me a pic of your belly button?! :wink:

Do you have an innie or an outtie?

Despite my trepidations, it didn’t pop off. Isn’t the human body wonderfully adaptable?

I already answered lola’s question, but I’ll do it again here for anyone who is interested. I’m doing Kathy Smith’s New Yoga…it’s not too hard, but challenging and I am definately seeing results. MisterTot says it looks like I lost 10lbs while he was gone!

It’s an innie. I’d like to take a moment here to thank my mother, who obviously did something right in caring for my umbilical cord after I was born, because damn, my belly button is nice. Really, it’s the only body part I feel any bit of vanity about. :smiley:

When I was a teenager, it was Gruenenburg Park in Frankfurt, but come on Dutchies, you can’t tell me that there aren’t plenty of nekkid people in the Netherlands! Actually, if I might make a small confession, I was never totally naked, just topless…I think you really do have to go to special parks or beaches to see the pink parts.

Heh, they put her in jail for that?! I thought it was just a fine…

[smartass] Frankfurt. Which Frankfurt would that be? [/smartass]
I know, the one in the western part. I can’t really imagine Frankfurt am Oder having a park, let alone a park where you can lie around nekkid.

Truth at last. Topless. All talk huh? I can see topless at the corner store. (If we had a good harvest, that is. And we’re not talking wheat here.)

I remember to have read somewhere she was fined for it, but never paid. So he had to some time for it. Like five days.
Or maybe all this belly button talk is making me … erm … confused, and causes my Nastassia/prison/navel fetish to emerge once again. I think I’m going for a cold shower now.