woodchucks DNA is similar to humans?!?!

I need to know:

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I have over a thousand dollars riding on this bet… HELP

>Splot.

You owe the Oracle a new flyswatter.

Not as much a sea sponge wielding a chimp.

The Master speaks:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hmm… Looks like the Perfect Master screwed up and bolded one of his own responses.

<<<ZOT!>>>