My. Just when you think you’ve seen it all.
The Willywarmer is exactly what you would think it would be. 
good heavens!
I think he’s stuck to the wall!
While we’re at it:
http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2008/09/08/stick-em-up/
http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2007/11/03/a-wall-of-pnises/
http://whatnottocrochet.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/warning-almost-nudity/
http://youknitwhat.blogspot.com/2006/04/and-now-for-something-completely.html
I came in just to post your last link. I hope the originator of that blog knows her work is a continuing source of amusement for many!
The Fourth Knitter of the Apocalypse
It is my dirty little online hobby.
I have the perfect thing for those wool fetishists: a knit condom.
I am going to hell for laughing at this:
Man…talk about lobbing softballs over the middle of the plate. Can it be that we’re finally letting it go already?
I want to knit one of those as a gag gift for all the guys in my life. That is a hoot.
( I would be torn between really itchy yarn or using some fun fur.)
My wife is currently knitting a TARDIS.
I have a friend that knits Daleks.
:dubious:
Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase “wooly willy”, now, doesn’t it!
Oh my. Thank you all for entertaining me for the next couple of days. I thought I knew ALL the knitting web sites and all the patterns for knitting ridiculous things like teacups. Now my eyes are open.
Also, I can shove this in my husband’s face just to show him that there are people who do stranger things with yarn than I do. Just because I have a closet full of it doesn’t make me “weird.”
Oh, yeah.
Do you have any photos? I’d love to see one!