[QUOTE=dwalinMr. Schwarzenneger is a bilingual hermaphrodite/eunuch, with two identical pairs of male genitalia-one works, one doesn’t!
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I understand that there are some videos about from early in his career that would disprove your assertion here. But, to assure that phantomdiver does not come after me with butcher knife and evil glare in eye, I will not suggest that you validate my assertion for yourself! 
I just hope you didn’t hear that line coming from the kitchen (assuming that the Hyatt Regency has a restaurant…)
This thread brings a smile to my face when ever I see it. You should make it a, for lack of better word, sticky:eek:
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Tentacle Monster, that was disgusting and hilarious.
BTW, I’m still waiting for sig line permission.
You’re welcome to quote me any way you please, so long as you remember that there’s a four line max for sigs. 
Thank you, Larry. I always do remember the limit, but it’s the thought that counts. Smeghead, still waiting for your okay.
Oh, yeah, sure. Knock yourself out.
Tentacle Monster that was brilliance
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takes a bow
ur life must be pretty boring eh ?
Ja, very boring, jes. I cannot tell if I am getting head of myself.
Dog I’d forgotten about THIS thread. Once again Mr.Pusher thinks his wife has lost it because she cannot stop giggling… 
Horse porn.
*" How was she?"
" Neigh bad." *
Die Fueherin of California?
i was referring to the op.
Anyone remember the movie, The Longest Day?
Remember what Robert Mitchum says to the soldier who finally finds a weapon on Omaha beach?
I tell you, that is the exact sound clip that plays in my mind whenever I hear or read something like the phrase in the OP.
All this time later, I still periodically think to myself, “Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!” and chuckle quietly.
What Smeghead said. Always makes me ‘heh’. Thank you thank you thank you very much Muad’Dib