Of Course the Scottish grubbin was incorporated into the newly formed British system shortly after the act of union.
Glaberian: a member of a politico-religious cult of 15th century Wales that believed the key to salvation lied in sleeping during the day and drinking copious amounts of beer at night. Interestingly, their credo was “Only Nixon could go to China.” which is the source of the modern political addage.
New word: Murstruto
Murstruto: noun. Ford-made car introduced in the mid-seventies as an Eurpoean version of the Matador. Failed to generate any market share as ad executives didn’t realize that “murstruto” sounded very mush like the slang “murstruti” meaning “scrub ones genitalia with a toilet brush”.
Philopenderasty.
philopenderasty: a gruesome surgical procedure to drain ink from under the toenails, accumulated by nervous toenail-picking-with-a-pen people.
plankeligous
It’s an old one, but…
introfuscation (n): The act of explaining things in such a way that you confuse yourself. Often seen in small children trying to explain how the lamp was broken without admitting culpability.
dridge
Still laughin’ about translucification (best term for Freudian slip yet)
philopenderasty: an act one would like to suggest to
database miners, especially in sales
and marketing, involving transport
of their data to ‘unexploited territories’
"After the third call interrupting his romantic
dinnertime marriage proposal, John forcefully
urged the telemarketer perform a painful act of
philopederasty with his rolodex. The manliness
of his invective won Jill's heart, and so, the day"
plankeligous: experiencing a change of heart after (or
immediately before) hearing management’s response
"Aye, Long John was our leader, and bold he was
too, when the Cap'n claimed the maidens for him-
self. But the Cap'n got the upper hand and Long
John had a plankeligious conversion, watching the
sharks circle just before the keel-hauling."Dridge - a dark brown. viscous, slimy liquid of indefinite composition, generally believed to be a mixture of residues,
from substances left too long is storage. Often seen in the
bacck of refrigerators and the bottoms of garbage cans.
“Eww! Dridge just dripped all over my foot!”
dridge:
a snowboarder term for one who suddenly vanishes while “shredding” in a forbidden backcountry area;
“Dude! Jason like totally dridged, man!”
“Yah, but he got lawn chair air, bro!”
Brennular
brennular, adj., 1 of or describing tiny steel balls such as those used to determine the Brinell hardness of a metal or alloy 2 (Now archaic) of or describing David Brenner, i.e. “his embarrassing, almost Brennular performance…”
cobstraction
cobstraction:
(medical) an embarrassing minor operation required to remove unusual foreign objects from the colon; see also: bulbectomy.
braqueness
cobstraction:
(medical) an embarrassing minor operation required to remove unusual foreign objects from the colon; see also: bulbectomy.
braqueness
Braqueness (also Brack Ness)
- a shallow weedy stretch on the shore of Loch Ness, used by Nessie as a doormat to wipe her feet before re-entering the water
- a shallow weedy village near the above
- a shallow seedy inhabitant of the said village
virtune
virtune- (n.) A song played entirely on tops, whirligigs, and other spinning objects in Germany.
-(v.) to make sure that the tops, etc. produce the proper tone.
angremant
virtune:
The technical musical term for the aria sung at the end of Act I by the female lead, wherein she declines the advances of the villan, in preference to the squeaky-clean hero’s platonic love. She will, of course, commit suicide in Act III.
Taftify
Taftify - Testify to the fact that Being Chief Justice is better than being President (See William Howard Taft).
Undefigereled
angremant:
Title, in France, of the 1955 classic horror film featuring atomically mutated insects.
muzafarnagar
undefigereled
*adj.*1. Has never been the subject of an Angry Finger gesture on the freeway.
Hence,
- Naive and optimistic about the amount of hatred, disdain and insult in the world.
muzafarnagar
One of the lesser ingredients in marzipan.
yelver
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos.
1)audited 2) having a fig re-inserted after first having it removed.
Urped
urped: 1. the primal, protofoot; 2. the sensation of having carbonation in one’s nose
smoovation
Smoovation: the experiance of finally getting over/moving past an ex-boy or -girlfriend after seeing them on the street wtih a shaved head.
“Dude, I was still hot for Jill until I saw her last week - she shaved her flipping head! Total smoovation!!”