Loominescent: Foreshadowing a light to come
Druid
Druin: Neopagan archaeological site
Queasy
Qwheezy – George Jeffersons’ sick wife.
Tangerine
**Blangerine **- tasteless citrus fruit
honeysuckle
Phoneysuckle : Fake honeysuckle
**sweat[/B[
swate : a hard substance with the same mass as iron formed from an accumulation of spinach between a person’s teeth and left there for a significant period of time.
travesty
transvesty - really, really bad cross-dressing incident
anodyne
androdyne - soothing, yet virile
spectacular
spectavuncular - like a splendid uncle
squalid
squalido: nasty resort
manifestation
manifetrain : That which appears at a manifestation
dreadful
Fulldreads: Rasta’s over-the-top 'do
sparkle
Sporkle: the meat from a shiny pig
Hemlock
Hemlocratic- toxic philosophical argument
Trousers
Tarousers: extraordinarily exciting pants
Dribble
Fibble: the inability to tell little white lies without drooling slightly.
Dulcimer
Dulcimurmur: the sound of a muted stringed instrument
Panda
Pandex: elastic fibers made chiefly of a herbivorous mammal.
loquacious
hiquacious: Talking not only a lot, but REALLY LOUDLY.
imitate
imirate: to piss someone off by copying them
collective