scatastrophic : when the shit really does hit the fan
surgery
splurgery - frivolous plastic surgery
beard
beard
BeARD (pronounced with 2 syllables) - a bearded bard
college
collitch - an std acquired at college
valour…
Va-lour’ (accent on second syllable): braveness demonstrated by napped fabric
hydrangea
Hydrophalangia: a condition characterized by chronically wet fingers
Megabyte
Stegabite: A dinosaur-based snack
Topological
Topillogical: Wearing an inappropriate hat
Ampersand
hampersand - the gritty bits in a picnic sandwich
hologram
Hollowgram: an empty message
Nihilist
denialist - an expert at the art of avoiding blame
carousel
carouseller purveyor of merry-go-rounds
frolic
Frijolic: someone addicted to Mexican food
Nauseate
nauseaid - to stick one’s fingers down one’s (or someone else’s) throat
disseminate
Discreminate: show a preference for a specific dairy product
I know what I was supposed to answer. Just couldn’t do it.
Hubbub
Second Guest, you’ve been second guessing me – I have so little idea of what you imagine you were “supposed to answer”, and at the same time my curiousity is piqued… Anyway, back to the game:
beelhubbub - a helluva noise
normality
Really, The Great Unwashed? Nauseate -> Nauseaid. Disseminate -> __________. (I think horse breeders could use one…)
Normalady: A perfectly conventional disease
Periwinkle
Periwiggle: an old-fashioned hairpiece that won’t stay put.
Canvass
Clanvass: an intrafamily opinion poll
Tonsorial
Etonsorial - having a haircut like a public school brat. No, cancel that, I hear a can of worms opening (or two),… er,…
Tinsorial - having a haircut like a Hollywood brat
pixillated
pixelluted very small pieces of pollution
luminescent