mucusins - really squishy shoes
limpet
connestion: a crowded rookery
limpeta: clinging to fanatical animal rights beliefs
exponential
expotential: the amount of money and property a man could lose after getting divorced
lambaste
lamb-baste: A nice rosemary-flavored marinade
inconsequential
incomsequential - adj. - describes a job where your take-home pay is less than you have to pay for day care for the kids during those hours
delicious
relicious the flavour of a belch. Ew!
deteministic
delphicious: predictably wonderful taste
exasperated
determimystic: a staunch materialist
coasperated: equally tired
pneumonia
** exaggerasperated ** : overstated tiredness
** tantalizing **
oldmonia : complaints about aching backs etc.
tantellizing : descriptive of the white stripes of flesh that you see on a woman that let you know her boobies have never seen the sun
boondoggle*
*inspired by the fact that you can’t half tell everyone of you US dopers has got nothing to do this Friday afternoon
boondoggie: sending in your weekly report from the track
discharge
distarge: an oozing part of a knight’s costume
coagulate
cogagulate: sympathy vomiting
libertarianism
libratarianism – Politically active group of librarians.
government
governmentor- Someone who assists a newly-hired federal employee.
governmenthol- the preferred cigarette of federal workers.
Mayonnaise
mayorraisin: failed new snack food
derrière
derriwhere: Woefully undeveloped buttocks.
abnormal
flabnormal : Fat in all the wrong places
ginseng
finsing: a sport where people try to stab each other with roots
catastrophic
finsing: a sport where people try to stab each other with roots
catastrophic
sigh I missed out on mayo coming out of the nose - ** mayonnasal**