epiloxy - it’s only sticky in for sudden, unpredictable and brief periods
leviathan
epochsy glue that’ll stick stuff together for an age
wranglerathan big, but not as well advertised as something leviathan
absquatulate
Cabsquatulate: To run away by taxi
Ignominy
fabsquatulate: when the Beatles went off into hiding
enumerate
Ignorminy the shame of being ignored
prenumerate to count ones eggs before they are hatched
muffin
Muffinger any of your personal hand digits excluding the thumb
Cryptic
Craptic: inexplicably awful
Insouciance
Inseussiance the cat in the hat gave not a fig nor a jig for the rat on the mat or the pig in the wig
lexicon
plexicorn - synthetic vegetable
gauntlet
Mexicon : Dictionary of Middle American Spanish words
barbarian
barborian - a boring barbarian
flauntlet - an alley where you can strut your stuff
philanthropy
Philanstrumpet - The Philosopher’s Bride.
gnome
gnome de plume – gnome’s pen name
fixation
six-eightion - couting only even numbers and skipping the odd ones
graphite
graphite-or-flight – A chemical response prompted by severe test anxiety.
romance
rodance - dance craze inspired by Japanese monster films
calipers
flauntlet: to challenge ostentatiously
boobarian: unrefined mammaries
nocturnal
Woops, that window must have been old…
cacapers: how the proctologist can tell if you’re dilated
nocturnal
nocturtle: Shelled reptile that sleeps during the day, is awake at night.
mucus
mucplus - extra mucus
connection