trinklet – incredibly small (aka “fun-sized”) trinket
author
auwoden: the father of author 
siamese
siamuse: one entertaining thoughts of Thailand.
precocious
glockenspinal: (adj.) Describes a medical condition whereby a person’s backbone makes funny noises upon the application of pressure or movement.
piecocious: (adj) Being able to memorise pi to over fifty decimal places.
wilderness
postcocious : Grown ups who were once annoying kids
hypothalamus
hypnothalamus the region of the brain governing actions suggested while one was under hypnosis.
milderness a very very tame wilderness.
::Uh-oh. There has been a failure to hit the button.::
button
buttone : your favorite cheek!
fireplace
I’m so sorry! I forgot to add a new word :o
military
Fireplacenta – the afterimage of a phoenix’ rebirth
Millinatary – the hatmakers’ home defence corps
Information
Infarmation: agricultural data
culture
** culpriture ** - The recorded history of criminal behavior patterns, beliefs and methods.
** spelunking **
spebunking: eradication of ignorance about cave exploration
confederate
comfyderate: A group of Southerners who like soft mattresses.
candle.
condle a candle which looks like it will last for hours but burns out completely in seventeen and a half minutes (c.f. scandle).
or
fandle small flame burned at Barry Manilow concerts
suspicion
muspicion - when an orchestral player suspects that his/her colleague has played a wrong note
collaborate
alcollaborate hatch plans when boozed up
or
collaberate when two or more people bitch at another
Is there only me playing this stupid game?
bingo
Bango an exciting new game in which your game card explodes when a row or column is completed.
nope.
implement
pimplement a tool of the world’s oldest trade
stroganoff
froganoff: tastes like chicken
epoxy