spacticle frozen spackle formations
sarcastic
sarcaustic comments so sarcastic they literally burn.
pornographic
pornographite - Salacious writing material
Assassinate
indiciduous unable to identify tress as evergreen, or not.
condensation
[hang on a minute Aholibah played out of turn, so you last two guys are disqualified – that’s the rule, right?]
luciduous: seasonally shedding one’s faculties.
barnographic: explicit renderings of farm animals.
excellent
panacreas- A self-healing internal body organ.
spectesticle- A visually impressive male anatomical feature
Voluptuous
Condemnsation – the process of oozing disapproval
Solarium
excondensation - what happens in a neighborhood when they open a halfway house down the street
excellment - see excondensation
clothespin
Drat it!
soularium - where the overspill from purgatory hangs out
clothespin
bassassinate: What you do with a Bass-O-Matic.
Volucktuous: When you get to see some big hooters fall out of a dress.
clothestwin: Buying 2 pair of everything.
catatonic
Decidufulness - of or pertaining to a forests ability to hold deciduous trees.
Gnarled
Double Drat my server is slow.
splatatatonic - of or relating to splat-infested-badger-psychosis.
Contemplate
Contemptplate on which you serve supercilious suppers
Gnarled
gnarlet - a baby gnarle…Duh!!
Rancor
Raincor : Usual attitude to typical English weather
Somnambulist
Somnambulance: What a paramedic with narcolepsy drives.
corrugated
corrugatal - the conduit add-on in hampster villages.
Finagle
Finagile - really adroit at monkeying stuff back into working order
carcass
carpcass - the yucky stuff left over after filetting a fish
marshmallow
marshmaller - developer who turns wetlands into shopping centers
trinket