Masteurize: the process in which a university destroys objectional individuals
Discourse
dishorse (v) - to disrespect a horse
glockenspiel
zentropy - a philosophy of life seeking the greatest disorder
principle
Primciple, doctrine of prudism.
mishap
mishop - to make a mistake in hopscotch
bellicose
bellicise - a new exercise method using bells as weights/ exercise for the stomach
correspondence
correspandex - mail-order Lycra
flatulence
splatulence - when it’s a little more than just gas
sophomoric
splatulence: When you juice your drawers.
panacea
Bwhaa! I guess that one was obvious.
sophomoronic: Describing an act of idiocy performed by a second-year student.
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witticism
wittijism: A joke involving certain bodily fluids**
cubicle
Tubicle: Submariner’s work station
Optimum
Optimut: the best puppy in the litter, opp. of <runt>.
Revelation
Revelaxation: the afterglow of a revelation
mundane
fundane The joy of tedium
bric-a-brac
bris-a-brac: the discarded bit. Collect 10 in a jar and channel JDT (if you dare).
irrational
irratonal : Unexpected pointless noises
turquois
turdois: blue poo.
spectacle
Expectacle – a scene resulting from thwarted desire, esp. involving a former partner
Deciduous