Blunderpants - pants for seniors or infants with a built-in diaper.
** extinguish **
Wonderpants - mens’ crotch enhancing drawers
extanguish - Being distraught that the fire is out.
curmudgeon
Ex-tinguish To do in one’s Ex.
onomatopoeia
** carmudgeon ** A person who is bitter and stubborn, but only when they are driving.
** ontomatopoeia ** Whenever an object (like candy) is designed to look like a fruit or vegetable that it gets it’s artificial flavor from.
** castrate **
curmidgeon : Bad tempered fly
pneumonomatopoeia : Words that make you sneeze when uo say them
castrator : One who cuts the balls off of their regent
gypsy
gypsee : the ability to know when you’re being ripped off
postcard
** boastcard ** - a postcard that is designed to make the receiver jealous of the person who sent it.
** dilapidated **
Dilipidated - what needs to happen to Melanie Griffith since her lip inflation.
aborigine
aborigenie : witch in a bottle, located in the desert
** spider**
spliceder - a 16 legged insect.
understand
uberstand Not just standing, but doing it very, very well.
tuxedo
Spyder – arachnid that does surveillance
Interloper
See, I thought that was putting the fire out using a space-age powdered orange drink.
cantaloper - a lovely melon-maker who simply refuses to be run away with.
nocturnal
Nocturinal (n) a place visited for purposes of peeing when you wake up in the middle of the night.
Suxedo (n) a person who incorrectly believes himself to be fashionable and successful.
precision
pro-sision : to be in favor of the following (this is scary)
species - 99% Mistisis / 1% human hybrid
appearance - a face less mistisis in traditional mistisis apparel
weapon - energy charged hands
occupation - to save himself from the horrors of the other mistisis
notes - sision was delivered to the world of balance to open the gateway so the other
mistisis could retake that which once was there’s and to take those that live there currently as
there slaves. sision is the only mistisis with the ability to cross the gateway to the world of life,
it is believed this is because he is not a pure mistisis. he has taken over minergy inc. to use
there resources to aid his quest of survival
kitty cat
catty chit - you show it when you want to be spiteful
somnolent
Sol Monet: dis guy I knew in Brooklyn. Da guy wouldn’t stop paintin dem Watalillies.
Picayune
Picayen [var. picayearn] – slight craving for 12 point type, preferably well burnt and served with chalk
Pasteurize
Gasteurize:process for detoxifying the air in your house after your partner ate chili for dinner.
entropy