laghter: a slow lighter
compensate
carpensate : to pay using fish as a form of currency
(damn that was a hard one)
diploma
dipllama: When the ol’ sheepskin is actually something else.
abdomen
abdopersons: the politically correct reference to those ripples
forensic
abcaven: Opposite of a pot-belly
witch
foreignsick : what can happen if you drink the water in Mexico
sofa
forensink: Where you wash your hands in a forensic laboratory.
sword
sewfa where you sit whilst sewing
ssentance a group of swords
nit-witch a foolish female conjourer
Trombone
-oops incase you didn’t notice it, my new word is
Trombone
CrumboneTM - Why waste the air coming from your kid practicing off-key for the school band, when you could harness it to clean the dinner table?
peninsula
Peninsulation: Thermal protection for three sides of your house.
Splendid
splendidn’t - Not so fantastic
whitewash
Great game idea!
Porninsula: Any pornographic material showing something ‘sticking out’.
rotary
peninsulate- a peninsula that has been detached from the mainland (see also island)
filibuster
That was my 200th post
whilewash: Any great idea you get while in the bath or shower.
I’ll stick with rotary - sorry I missed Page 2 before… :o
Rotaxi - Public transportation that only seems to take you in circles.
Therapy
Therapie – a nice fruity dessert to enjoy after a session with your shrink.
Stubborn
Stubburn - Grabbing the tray in the oven with no oven mitts on since “it wouldn’t be too hot just for a second”.
Banal
Urbanal !970’s city architecture
undepants