Plaidge: a loud, colorful oath
Granular
Branular: gritty roughage
Dissect
*oops, sorry, wrong part of speech – that should be "like gritty roughage
Dislect: to cut open the wrong frog
Ferret
ferrest - the prettiest weasel-like critter
dromedary
dronedary adj. (derog.) Of a co-worker - both hunchbacked and boring in conversation.
persiflage
parsliphage - garnish-eater
utopian
Utaupian: a perfect world in earth tones
desultory
desultry: haphazard, but really, really sexy
intermittent
interpittant - infrequently flamed, as one of the “lesser” mods, such as UncleBeer.
children
childrun: 1) A schoolyard footrace
2) When a kid has been VERY naughty and runs away to escape Mom’s wrath
dermatology
dernatology: a branch of science dedicated to figuring out what’s in Bruce Dern’s head.
obsequious
Obsegueous: transitioning into toadiness
Autonomy
autistimony: a wedding that cost about hundred dollars, yeah, d-definitely about hundred dollars. Uhhg. Time for Jeorpardy!
ptomaine
Pantomaine: acting out the symptoms of food poisoning
Shuffle
shumple: pedestrian sex
Chevrolet
Gorbachevrolet : Russia’s first design for a capatalist vehicle.
Blancmange
Blankmanged The blank mind effect of not knowing how to morph blancmange into anything else. So effective that a sweet milk pudding substance oozes from the victim’s ears.
Rolodex
womange - a very, um,… cuddly woman
Damn, on preview…
prolodex - file system specifically for the unwashed masses
prologue
prelog: what the lump of plastic is called before it is formed into a Lincoln Log.
myriad