youriad : A large number of thing belonging to someone else
morphing
snorphing: sucking french fires into one’s nose
guillotine
[BTW, what’s the SD record for posts on one thread? Anyone know?]
guillatrine - when the cry is not, “off with his head”
bombast
bumbast: pretentios fart
lactose
lacnose Milk left on your nose after drinking too fast from a glass.
pollywog
Polywog: the most popular young Christian toad on the SDMB
critic
critick: a small, judgemental insect
permissable
Afromissable : An allowed African hair Style
juxtaposition
juntaposition Seizing power by placing a group of military officers next to a country’s rulers in order to intimidate them.
subterfuge
[sub]I guess I should go with the obvious[/sub]
supterfuge: a superbly honest strategem
coyote
Koiote : Aquatic canine, prized by Japanese collectors.
sunburn
sunbarn cowshed with an atrium
transubstantiation
tramsubstantiation - God under the form of public transportation
cholera
collara - a fatal disease of shirts, one of the most well-known symptoms of which is the evil scourge of TV commercials: ring around the collar.
retriever
retrover - a fashionably retro canine
dalliance
rotriever n. A breed of dog which digs up things which you buried in the garden several months ago, and brings them back for you.
paroxysm
And… dallidance n. A frivolous dance.
I’ll keep paroxysm.
parocksism: Political system based on putting stones together in two.
scholarship
scholardinghy : Lesser scholarship, possibly with an inflated value.
shrapnel
crapnel: airborne poo
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