arctive v. To run around and/or flap your arms around to keep yourself from freezing.
bellicose
bellycose : Militant anti sizism
perambulator
percambulator - cheers your baby up while you stroll
admonish
admonkish v. To give religious disapproval.
cupboard
Cupbored - state of ennui after too many tea parties
Testicles
testicless: fewer than two
balsamic
Testsicles - the frozen balls of a brass monkey*
Damn, on preview:
ballsamic - an ointment reputed to sooth the pain of a testicless experience
income
*Do you merkins use the idiom “cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey”?
inkome : Wages for a novelist
flint
flent: a very soft, rather useless, fine-grained quartz used by Catholics, Lutherans, and Episcopalians between Ash Wednesday and Easter.
sauerkraut
sourkrout - being in a bad mood because you’ve already cooked the hot dogs when you discover that you’re out of condiments
pepperoni
saltoni - for those who don’t like vinegar on their chips (US: freedom fries (other english food crimes))
freedom
freedumb: things you can do but who’d want to?
assassinate
freedumb : The right to stupidity, one of the foundations of American culture.
cunnilingus
Cunnilingass oral sex applied to … you get the idea
Fungus
(PS this post is supposed to include the cunnilingus and the assassinate posts)
Fuckus: what the current administration is trying to do
Barnacle
Barnoracle: prophet who makes predictions about farm buildings.
ottoman
bottoman : A practitioner of Cunnilingass
swinger
fwinger: a person with perpetually curious and probing fingers
dubious
dubidubidubious - having the quality of mumbled lyrics
cranky
cwalky : Similar to cranky, but slower and steadier.
astrologer