butche (needs an accent over the e) - What a battleaxe wielder shouts as he whomps into an enemy warrior.
axomethical
axomethlab
An underground producer of illegal perfectly balanced perscription eyewear.
Zymurgy
zymurky - a form of Cajun music that’s difficult to follow.
winsome
Winzyme
A chemical produced by the basal ganglia that induces dainty affect and adorableness in children. Over production in the adult leads to high voice and annoying affection for neotenous Japanese children’s toys.
Conniption
Ronniption - A state of fury induced by too much exposure to McDonald’s commercials.
woodland
Poodland
Where poodles originated.
Excoriate
Hexcoriate - to wear off an unwelcome hex gradually.
ruby
rubyte - Unit of measurement for information you’re really, really sorry you learned.
mongrel
Mongerel
A hound that guards a fish stand in the marketplace.
Spritely
Spreidely - in a manner similar to that of Speed Racer’s younger brother.
serendipity
serendipshit - a happy-go-lucky fool who has no clue whatsoever.
delicious
smellicious - the tantalizing aroma of something very yummy! MMM MMM Good!
cadaver
Yeah… I did my own word… what ya gonna do about it?
This I just love… just loooooooooooooove!
And I bet your serendipshit would be easily entertained by my maghick.
cadiver – The charred corpse of this guy.
minestrone
minestrainy - what happens when there’s an explosion in a spaghetti factory, and it is briefly raining noodles.
pianist
pirhanist - playing a keyboard instrument, VERY QUICKLY, in certain sections of the Amazon River.
spine
spaine - Spanish backbone
flashlight
flasklight - a drinker’s accessory, enabling quick retrieval of one’s liquor in a blackout.
venomous
penomous - dangerous usage of a pen by such fools as the serendipshit or maghick. BEWARE
cuirass