ravelvet - you just pull that one little thread, and it’s all over, literally.
malachite
Velvent
A duct lined with a soft fabric that makes repairing an air system a less onorous task.
Biscuit
Malashite
That green gemstone ring you bought? You been cheated, buddy.
Bisqueit - a crouton, seasoned with fines herbes, submerged in a bowl of lobster soup.
electrode
electroad – the campaign trail
hagiography
shaggiography - the study of saints, limited to the ones that NEVER cut their hair.
gym
grym: Mind set of most people going to or coming from the gym. The 'I hate it, but it’s doing me good" thing.
** hologram **
hologramma - an animated, 3-D of that sweet, little ol’ lady who baked all the cookies.
sheet
Schdeet- Bedding with built in mosquito control.
Mosquito
Mesquito a blood sucking insect that hangs arround at barbecues
scanty
scarletnty - thin and red
coaster
Hamcoaster- A good place to set your hamster. (“Could you please you a Hamcoaster, Mrs. Bush, that’s a brand new coffee table.”
Coffee
scoffee - the act of disgusted surprise to discover one has ingested the foul and bitter hot liquid of Hell.
sanguine (heh heh, do it!!)
hanguine - a defiantly cheerful attitude as one approaches the gallows.
catechism
** scratechism** - the inability to NOT scratch at one’s itch during church.
** magic**
catejism The formal handbook of the Erisian belief, with full color photos.
spandex
spendex – a former spouse who can never live within the alimony.
regurgitate
Back to SanguineSpider’s offering:
maghick – a conjurer who specializes in entertaining rustics (“Watch me turn a roadkill possum into a bass boat!”)
Still unclaimed: regurgitate
pregurgitate – To be sick before the meal
libertarian
librartarian - tolerant of books
butch