starboreal: climbing trees to look up at the heavens.
oatmeal
boatmeal: hardtack and grog.
scum
scump - to utterly confuse a really evil person.
lackey
** backey ** sexual act made famous on The Newlywed Game–That would be the butt, Bob.
** toilet **
toddlet - an intermediate step between a potty and a toilet
demonstrate
lemonstrate - the name for the layer of lemon pudding in a pastry or cake
backup
** Slackup **- Your replacement at work who calls in 5 minutes late to say he overslept.
** Morphing **
thanks ianzin!
Murphing - Pretending to be Irish on St. Patrick’s day in order to get blitzed on free green beer.
obsidian
obsiddharthan – glassy volcanic rock which provides material for the finest Buddha statues
pageant
paleant - An albino emmet
mollify
jollify - to take a boring, droll event, situation, object, or person and make it jolly.
I know, I’m lame sob
** oubliette**
soubliette - execution chamber for nauseatingly cute actresses
redemption
grydemption - being forgiven for asking the ‘gry’ question in GQ.
nanometer
banometer - a measuring device for assessing how close a Doper is to official troll status.
whimsy
Peninsulu
A brightly-colored, huge piece of fabric that can be wrapped around a country’s pendulous protrusions for the sake of modesty.
Dementia
Oops, I answered an earlier one, didn’t see how long the thread is.
<b> Whimshy<b/>
One who is whimshy finds it difficult to act with spontaneity.
NOW Dementia.
cementia - the pre-senile type where all you want to do is stack cinder blocks.
chocolate
chocohate - A strong antipathy to chocolate. An extremely rare mental disorder, characterized by loathing and fear of both dark and milk chocolate. In severe cases, the sufferer will also be unable to tolerate white chocolate and creme de cacao.
bilious
rebilious - More than one gall bladder attack.
nightstand
tightstand - the stiff, immobile position induced by pantyhose that are way too snug.
velvet