Brold Fierce and courageous, but getting on in years
Arthritis
(SiXSwordS - trying putting a b in square brackets before the bit you want in bold and slash b in square brackets after, like this but without the extra spacing: figure out how to type in [ b] bold [ /b] .
Barthritis - Pain in the elbow due to excessive drinking.
Handbook
hangbook - user’s manual for a gallows.
transmogrify
transmugrify - switching beer steins
grapes
grapples - mutated apples, similar in apearance to grapes
general
general morphs to GENERIAL - a disease that affects only Army privates.
New word: Deception
Decemberception - yelling “Santa’s been here” to the kids, around the morning of the 10th of the last month of the year.
flask
flasp - a winged snake.
outcry
loutcry – a verbal outburst from a coarse, overbearing fellow
sedan
sedant - a know-it-all on automobiles.
mingle
kingle - to associate with royalty
madness
permadness - the kind that hangs around forever.
computer
computee - one whose Internet connection is abruptly cut off.
malaise
malmayonnaise - really bad stuff, because it sat in the sun all afternoon.
rabbits
cabbits - a failed attempt at a new snack food – barbecue cabbage chips.
motley
snotley - a ragtag but somehow endearing assortment of boogers.
weblog
I couldn’t bring myself to trudge through all eleven pages before joining in the fun, so I hope this one hasn’t already been used.
webbog – a site featuring a quagmire of poorly-written, grammatically suspect online journals
orangutan
borangutan – a tedious ape, such as Arnold Schwarzenegger.
gasket
masket – a thin material used to adjust poorly fitting masks
Doper
Duper: one dedicated to spreading gullibility since 1973 BCE.
arboreal