xicycle - bicycle with a zylophone where the handle bars would be. Usually seen being ridden by clowns at the circus.
exercise
crosslow exercism - a ritual for casting out demons employing a limbo pole
And the new word is:
negligent :smack:
negligeegent - an uncaring or clumsy cross-dresser.
apple
gapple - a gap about the size of an apple.
frustrated
fruitstrated - impatient waiting for bananas, apples, etc. to ripen.
tissue
crustrated - that exasperated feeling created by overbaked breads.
worshipful
wissue - the desire to see a person or animal go away, NOW.
worshipful
warshipful - a boatload of bloodthirsty warriors, with heads bowed in prayer.
chafed
thafed - the state or condition of having been redeemed from a life of sin by a lisping priest
vilify
virilify - to take a dose of Viagra.
lamppost
vamppost - the pole employed by certain exotic dancers in their routines.
hussy
hushy - a discreet homewrecker
crowbar
cronebar – an implement used for prying the house in The Wizard of Oz off the recently-deceased Wicked Witch of the East
philately
barberian : the guy who gives really bad haircuts
classic
nevermind
philateral - putting the stamp on sideways
clssic
Plassic - an artificial and easily modulated standard of excellence
Diurnal
Dianal The quality of being excessively meticulous only during daylight hours
Fugitive
Fudgeitive: Hiding out from the people who kow youe are off your diet
Bold
as in, I can’t figure out how to type in BOLD