pervple someone with a fettish for all things purple
Smurf
Smurk To smile in a smug way in very dark and hard-to-see conditions.
Atomic
Acomic Lack of belief in the existence of humor
slump
splump – after initial success, a period during which a dieter “hits the wall” and can’t seem to lose any additional weight
midriff
mildriff - a really lame guitar solo by the backup bass in a mediocre band.
mediocre
medicocre - less than satisfactory health care.
quilt
qualt - the beer that Mallard Fillmore drinks
forethought
fore·thought ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fôrthôt, fr-)
n.
Deliberation, consideration, or planning beforehand.
Preparation or thought for the future. See Synonyms at prudence.
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and much to my embarrassment, I am again in the wrong thread. Sincere apologies. Let’s see if I can do this right before taking my leave.
Morethought - over deliberation and planning. Preparing for every eventuality to the extreme, leaving no room for spontanaity or decisions on the fly.
Distressed
Distressedible - eating to assuage depression
Pamphlet
Pamphlert: Person who will only flirt with people named Pam; gender neutral
lighthouse
nolighthouse: You wanna smoke, then you can just go outside.
roses
rosess - a woman addicted to the raising of flowering plants, esp. roses; a garden variety fanatic.
frenzied
friendszied: used to describe people unavailable because of addiction to a particular TV show.
furnace
furnack – great skill in refurbishing mink stoles into earmuffs
epiglottis
strepiglottis: A really sore and inflamed part of the throat.
apron
napron - a large bib tied around the neck in preparation for eating exceedingly messy food, such as boiled lobster
lemur
lemurmur: A heart condition confined to ring-tailed cats.
bicycle
(BTW, EddyTeddyFreddy,didja’ know napron is the original form of the word that eventually did become our word apron
Oh, yeh, that’s right. Heh – shame on that slipperly little “n” for slacking off. 
So… should we go find the ACROname game and try to revive it? :dubious:
But back to this game:
micycle - a child’s cry when seeing its plaything being used by a sibling or friend.
sibling
sybiling: Have more than one brother or sister.
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