Dilldo - If it’s been in the fridge, I suggest you warm the pickle first…
Reporter
Since neurotransmitter has languished since July, I’ll morph it into
newrottransmitter – a person who constantly decries the latest threat (pornographic film, fashion trend, obscene rap song, etc.) to civilization as we know it
Still unclaimed: reporter
Reposeur: Reclining with affectation and attitude.
Defenestrate
retorter: any talking head on Faux news
retorter: any talking head on Faux news
defenestrate
Sixswords, I didn’t see (at least consciously) your post so I will, myself, defenestrate.
defenestrategy: manouvering you’r opponent in a brawl in such a manner as to be able to toss him through a convenient window.
rabble rouser
Crabble Trouser: Causing trouble by infesting people’s pants w/ cooties.
Mackinaw
Maskinaw: Unbelievably good(or grotesque) face make-up.
Rummy
Rumummy: An alcoholic member of ancient egyptian royalty.
Exalted
Exsalted: If you’ve got hypertension, welcome to your new diet.
Winterize
Wintersize: That added layer of clothing that comes along with the chilly weather.
Wintersize: Clothing made looser in the waste for winter poundage.
flutter
Wintersize: Clothing made looser in the waste for winter poundage.
flutter
coflutter: not flying solo
bunny
** nunny** Opposite of looking whorey.
cheesey
cheeser - a mild expletive. A spicier version would be “jalapeno cheeser”
mention
mewtion Newton’s laws governing the ways cats move.
Computer
Stomputer The act performed after trying to eliminate Internet Explorer from your OS and finding it’s not going to go without taking hostages.
oops, forgot to leave one…
guitar
Guiltar: The air instrument you play while trying to appear innocent when you are not.
Purple