Cankeroo: an ulcerated marsupial
Wombat
Womball : Object hit by a Wombat
sunglasses
stunglasses - seriously cool shades
myopic
myopicture: an image specially designed to be viewed by the near-sighted.
spin
’Sprin: one stylin’ analgesic
Monosyllabic
Monosyllabia : something else easy to get your tongue arround
Dodo
dodow n. An ancient coastal vessel of Arabia (now extinct). It generally had one mast and a lateen sail.
reply
re-reply: a reply to a reply
knockwurst
knockburst n. Artillery fire consisting of short, thick, highly seasoned sausages.
malapropism
malapriapism: misuse of a peristant, painful erection.
huckleberry
shuckleberry n. edible fruit from a shrub of the genus Gaylussacia, which has a distinctive, self-removing husk.
annex
annext - yet another room, attached to the annex by a short corridor
diphthong
difthong: A garment for the lower body that exposes the buttocks that is very hard to put on.
coccyx
croccyx n. Rare birth defect of having a reptile-like tail.
tchotchke
shatchke unpleasant bathroom decoration.
lint
goblint : very dirty smelly linen
neurotransmitter
Trumpbone: a musical instrument played during a game of bridge
Peninsulin: a drug injected by diabetics who live on a strip of land mostly, but not entirely, surrounded by water.
Dreadlocks
Breadlocks: Hair that when cut can be milled and turned into grain.
Bilge Pump
bilge lump: what gums up the bilge pump
dildo
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