conagulate: To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass by constantly reminding it to do so.
argument
argumentor : A master debater.
trumpet
Frumpet: a dowdy girl…but musical!
Frippery
frappery: place to get a nice, old-fashioned milkshake
dandelion
Danderline: one’s boiling point
Acrimony
lacrimony: the quality of producing bitter breast milk
acquire
Acqwerty: when you go to type “acquire” and your finger slips
Megalopolis
achoir : To gain singers, esp. for a church
pseudopod
A simulpost after nearly 24 hours of inactivity! What are the odds? 
Pseudopoodle: an Old English Sheepdog sporting the new French fashions
Megalopolis
Shmegalopolis: a very large, sticky city
onomatopoeia
laundromatopoeia : SOmething that sounds like a clothes cleaning service.
jug
Bah! I had ontomatopoeia all ready worked out, but my connection timed out. 
juag vb. What a spanish dog does with its tail.
carpet
barpet: one of a class of annoying sozzled losers who keep approaching you in bars just because you’re gorgeous. It’s possible to keep stringing them along for a while, but eventually the leash must be cut.
quadrophonic
Quadrophobic: having a fear of foursomes
Sesquipedalian
Saxquippydalian: A many-legged player of wind instruments who makes frequent jokes.
can
Can-: a dance performed by Toulouse-Lautrec
Minimalist
Minimallist : One who does not go to larger malls
shop
Minimallist : One who does not go to larger malls
shop
Schlop: to do one’s marketing in a clumsy, laborious manner
Humdrum
Hummerdrum : A Large rugged drum
Canker