spadoula - One who aids the birth process by flipping the labouring women over and over with a flat stick
aspirin
asspirin: bullet shaped Bayer
denote:
deetoo - your friend, who’s also named dee
de note - what de singer sings
sagacious
deetoo - your friend, who’s also named dee
de note - what de singer sings
sagacious
sagaseous : Wise old fart.
misanthrope
mislycanthrope - werewolf-hater
tourist
Coutourist: a vacationing fashion designer
Caribou
cariboutonniere - a very awkward thing to have on your lapel
canticles
panticles: frozen trousers
display
dishplay : To show a collection of plates.
veracious
Verspacious: habitually speaking the truth, and then elaborating on it
And, in case anyone is still playing…
Extinction
extanktion - fish suicide, committed by leaping out of the tank
scallop
scallopsided : A miss-shaped mollusc.
mollusc
mollust - Bivalved lovin’
zamboni
Shamboni - A machine that resurfaces an ice rink with butter.
margarine
margarind hard, discolored material that margarine becomes after months of disuse.
timesheet
Timesheep: ovines bent on bending the fourth dimension
Amalgamate
Amallgamate: when shopping centres merge.
Unique
ique : Something which has many identical copies.
librarian
librainian: Someone who not only help you find a book but also tells you what it’s about.
coagulate