Hypernosis: an extreme trance-like state
Arpeggio
Hypernosis: an extreme trance-like state
Arpeggio
Tarpeggio: A despairing cry uttered by Italian labourers stuck to a newly-paved road.
Mouse
Mauhaus: an architectural style for small rodents
Impediment
Expediment: (1)tripping over your ex, (2)a hindrance caused by your ex
forgot my word
Racoon
ahemRaccoon
Ragoun : A spicy stew made from Racoon meat
romance
Ramence: to treat your date to chicken ramen
articulate
artichokulate: to count, indeed to obsess over, a breakfast dish consisting of peculiar green vegetables swimming in a a bath of green water.
headphone
Deadphone - A phone in the grave to communicate with the dead (been done I know)
Desktop
Desktip : A desk covered in piles of papers.
herbivore
Herbefore: what you become if you try to digest all that stuff about her past…
Sublimate
sullimate - I got to do this to my virgin bride
orchestra
orbreatra - An all female orchestra
rhythm
darn that was
orbreastra - An all female orchestra
rhythm
Writhm: a wiggly beat
Merriment
Merrigant: Cheerfully condescending.
Denounce
Denonce - to accuse of being a sex offender.
pout
Powwout: a group snit
Guppy
Gog - An adult Guppy
spatula