churching - What the priest says to himself as the collection plate goes around.
yardarm
yardleg: a smashed appendage wedged between two ships that are yardarm and yardarm.
parsimony
barsimony Never being the one to get the first round of drinks in.
vampire
wimpire - toothless vampire
verisimilitude
Verisomnilitude: the appearance of being truly asleep
Sepia
steepia - darker tea-colored brown
dolorous
dollarous: exhibiting the hallmarks of wealth
crater
clater: a hole in a fabric of social arrangements caused by someone being late and missing an appointment.
disc
Dusc: the moment immediately after a write failure
Bicameral
Bicamelar: Composed of two camels
Graffito
spleeninsula-a deformed spleen shaped like Florida
I noticed no one has done catastrophe.
scatastrophe-not making it to the toilet on time
crabgrass
graffeeto-applying paint to toenails
crabgrass
crabbygrass : Grass that moans when being mown
shyster
Shoyster: an unscrupulous mollusk
Loophole
Loophell: stuck on the ring road forever.
communicator
ommunicator One who uses zen communication.
photocopy
Bloatocopy - Used to make posters of sad obese people in anti-fat campaigns.
Lightswitch
Biteswich: a sandwich pre-sectioned into manageable pieces
Ephemeral
Ephemerol : The alcohol compound that gets finished first.
scintillating
skintillating - another word for formicating
hypnosis