Sobolescent
A really depressed teen.
Moomellifluous - Flowing with milk and honey, as applied to a certain ancient tract of land.
Hellifluous - a guy who’ll sweet-talk you into a truly dreadful relationship.
Okay, that was a bit obvious, wasn’t it? How about:
Jellifluous - the transition stage of Jell-O between liquid and solid.
mortgage
forgot to keep the thread going:
fransutch
It is so obvious I have spent too much time on the computer tonight, please disregard my previous post. I yield to the gentleman from Exurbia. Quiltguy154 is now shutting down.
Ah, fransutch – an import from the New Word Definition Game, eh? I’ve duly defined it there. 
Do come back when you’ve had a nap, quiltguy154. I’ll look for you also in the ACROname game. Isn’t it about time we hit a new page, and a new topic?
Oh, and please don’t feel :o since you’re far from the first to be led astray, but while Eddy, Teddy and Freddy are indeed male (genetically, if not entirely since their life-altering trip to the vet), EddyTeddyFreddy, their Evil Captor, is not. 
Back to the game…
whoregage – the deed governing monthly payments on a house of ill repute
nugget
nougget - The candy that is as hard as a rock, and tastes like one as well.
sympathy
lympathy - a pathological need to get out of obligations with lame excuses
investigate
investifence - to search for an opening that does not exist
squiggling
quiggling - complaining about having to haggle over a price.
orthography
orphograpathy - not kairing abowt speling misteaks
spoonerism
moonerism - behavior characteristic of a pants-dropper
dilettante
dilberttante - a beginner at playing the game of corporate politics.
eggs
oggs - smashed ostrich eggs
withering
Let’s try that again: :o
oggs - smashed ostrich eggs
withering
:smack:
witherring – a fish famous for making humorously caustic comments
encomium
encombium - to praise a barber
disgruntlement
datgruntlement - being upset with the very next bad thing to happen.
windowsill
windowstill - glass that won’t flow, even after a billion years
diffraction