duffraction - that which causes failure of an optical experiment
scintillation
sintillation - being bad, while being witty, or vice-versa.
plummet
plummee – that upon which a falling object lands.
envelope
develop – to expand or enlarge
caustic
laustic - as in, “oh $#!+ where did I leave that flask of lye solution?”
Everywhere
** Everthere? **–Question asked by bragging travel (where you everthere? everthere?)
** Cajones **
capones - flaky, ricotta-cream-filled pastries served in Mafia homes
warthog
warthag - cf. witch
PlayStation
SlayStation a space station taken over by bloodthirsty alien monsters
indefatigable
indrifatigable – capable of being tired out by lemurs
attar
cattar – the aroma of cat piss in an animal hoarder’s home**
revulsion
revertulsion - feeling as bad as you did before
Santa
Sinta - the person who gives presents to all the bad boys and girls at Christmas
bonsai
** Burnsai **- The art of manipulating burns to yield artful scarring
** Emergency **
Regurgency - what you do when you find half a slug on your carrot.
Motorhome
motorgnome - a small elf which inhabits auto junkyards
pebble
pubble – a small food item (peanut, pretzel crumb, etc.) which has stayed on a barroom floor long enough to achieve the consistency of a rock fragment
surrey
Surrey-nami: a place in South America where there are no motorized vehicles and 400 miles of scenic bike paths.
filbert
filberg - a massive mound of frozen nuts
balsamic
Balsam Mick: a St. Patrick’s Day cutout, for sale at Liquor Barn.
drosophila