dropiphila - an incorrigible water-balloon bomber
reserved
perverved - the lingering sense of naughtiness one feels long after they have left the porn store.
grace
Grace Jones: a lingering 80s Naughty who did soft porn.
belaud
be-loud - the state of being annoyingly loud.
** tintillate** (I can GUESS where this may go… snicker)
tintillate: to sexually tease whilst waiting at Maaco.
autochthonous
Is that why they use Burt Reynolds in their commercials? EWWWWWWWW!!
automobilechthonous - native to Detroit, Michigan
pasta
vasta - what one becomes form eating too much pasta
Oh, that was too easy!
burglar
buryglar - one who steals and hides the loot underground
swamp
Swamputation : cut off your leg because of that nasty thing you caught swimming in the swamp.
Cannonball
colcannonball - one of those dishes that just lays in you stomach like lead.
invasion
Slopinvasion : Invading a country lower than yours
perambulation
deeperambulation -pacing vigorously in the same spot.
painting
Harpooainting : New controversial painting technique using XIXth century recycled genuine whale harpoons. No kidding.
janitor
Sorry I’m answering my own post but…
Terminajanitor : cleaning people in California state house 
Viagra
Die-agra - what occurs after overuse of viagra and lots of humping when one is old.
beauteous
brewteous – ordinarily not much to look at, but attractive enough to the wearer of “beer goggles”
zither
zlither - what znakes do.
saponification
strap-onification: preparing to impersonate a man.
cardinal
cardinneral - eating like a bird
trapezoid