Trap-a-Zoid: Tachyon snare, ruled a violation of StarFleet Charter Omicron Alpha.
bromeliad
brewmiliad - saga of heroic exploits, told by a guy who’s had a few too many Buds.
carpenter
carpinter: to bury a fish. My father had to carpinter after his pond sprang a leak.
perambulate
carpentacleter - a woodworker who has immersed himself in devil worship.
diamond
DyeLeMonde: colorizing a foreign newspaper.
dewclaw
dewbearclaw - a tasty, but oddly crunchy and strangely shaped pastry.
waterwheel
Kotterwheel: Patented by Gabe Kaplan, a game based on Horshack trivia.
vindaloo
wanderloo carambulate* - the trek undertaken by a motorist whose car has broken down miles from anywhere, including any facilities to ease the urgent need to unload lunch from an Indian restaurant.
pickle
*I just couldn’t let Mr. B’s perambulate go to waste.
peckle - a whole lot of the aforementioned vegetable
hotel
hocel - a prostitute’s communication device
poignant
poignanteater - the most sincere and heartfelt kind of formicivorous animal.
railing
rapling - an infant rapper.
sapling
(Just like my Canterbury tour last year…)
papling: An OB/GYN intern.
fulgent
awfulgent - a bright, but nasty, guy.
cairn
chairn either something that’s not a chair, or an unspecified number of chairs
whittle
whittlet - a unit of caring; one-tenth of a whit.
whittlee - Pinocchio undergoing surgery
amorphous
** amoronphous ** - how can any person really transform in a stupid jerk
** erection **
eflection - the image of a penis when viewed in the mirror. Do it at home, guys!
altar
altardy - Late getting to church.
tongue
stongue - the sensation created by biting into an apple with a wasp in it.
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