foolots - a really big fool.
binder
equbinder - an adhesive made from certain quadrupeds, that don’t finish in the money often enough.
raft
bindeer - a harness for reindeer.
wellington
Wellingounce - a tiny obscure New Zealand city
moribund
floribund - an ex-bouquet, pining for the fjords.
fjord
fjordilly - a pretty little flower growing near the sea.
raft
quaft - a pseudo Olde Englishe word found on menus of pseudo Olde Englishe taverns
merciless
mercilessness - the state of being ungrateful.
lamp
l’ampoon: Cheap rip-off of l’oignon.
ignition
frignition - Getting your OTHER motor going.
hamper
champer: Someone impatiently eager to commence the frignition.
decathect
decatholect - to renounce the Church
opprobrium
opprobrieum – contempt for cheese
narthex
narthmex: found in the Mission ruins in Guanajuato.
canaille
canardaille: A type of French matchmaking peasant dance in which the man quacks like a duck to attract the attention of the women, who then pelt him with feathers.
aromatic
Rome-a-matic: an authentic, self-cleaning, personalized panini grill.
fusain
furain - what fills the air in the EddyTeddyFreddy household every spring as the felines molt.
wombat
whombat: how a certain Australian marsupial addresses others, in the interrogatory.
tenebrific
tenemific - the state of mind of a disgruntled renter
gallivant
Gaylivant: the touring group that brings the Pride Parade to every city.
soroban