quartation - splitting a gallon four ways
qualm
qualmond - the feeling you get after eating too much marzipan
Quetzalcoatl
Quetzalcoattails - what Cortez rode upon
weisenheimer
budweisenheimer - listening to Cars and drinking beer. Ahh, yeah.
bayou
bayouth – a marshy Louisiana body of water that has just started to develop
phaeton
buyou - a standard pickup approach in a bar.
mordant
phaetworsethandeathton - Satan’s own wheels, the one with actual flames on the sides.
licorice
liquor-rice - fermented rice that has amounts of liquor in it.
alarm
Allahrm - A device to wake you up before prayer times.
Morrdant - the sound made by an Allahrm
sing-song
… darn typed to fast…
Moordant - the cutting sound made by an Allahrm
… carry on chaps with sing-song
sting-song - faithlessness[put on your thinking caps]
thesaurus
theesaurus - calling someone a dinosaur.
ad-lib
dead-lib - the last AND best one. (You know what they say, better never than late.)
bracket
** a-racket ** - loudest neighbour sound in the Neigbourhood Sounds Classification Act (a-racket, b-racket, c-racket, d-racket). a and b-racket after 10 pm is forbidden by the law.
** magma **
moogma - a hot beverage produced by subterranean cows
phrenology
phrenopoly - monopoly game where skulls are bought instead of houses/property.
carpool
carepool – a group of parents who take turns driving each others’ kids to nursery school
mandolin
Omandolin - Musical instrument played in the middle east.
mandolling - How a transvestite gets ready in the morning
rug
rurrgh - the sound of a rug getting caught in a vacuum cleaner
fandango
fanderango - the type you just can’t get away from.
nudist