prudist - person easily offended by a nudist.
economize
ecornomize - substituting large quantities of cheap canned goods, for the more expensive food you usually buy.
opium
opeeum - a slightly modified substance that makes one urinate with ridiculous frequency
business
bustiness - breast-augmentation surgery
popcorn
papcorn – pureed vegetable baby-food
willingness
swillingness - the first step on the road to alcohol abuse.
quadruped
quadrupeed - what my horse has done in his stall before I clean it.
mortify
mortofry - the need to fry more
speaker
squeaker - a speaker wearing really tight pants
psychic
psychicken - one that plays mind games
ransom
randsom – what you pay to a South African kidnapper
Victrola
Velcronola - Granola bar with a velcro-like texture.
Miseducation
Misseducation - the entrant with the highest SAT score in a beauty pageant.
safety
safetea - tea that won’t lead to one’s untimely death
keyboard
feyboard - when your keyboard decides to act out in various hostile ways. BAD keyboard, bad! Good excuse for some of those comments you, yes you, post here on the boards. Shame on you…
bubble
bungubble - the sitting-in-the-tub, enjoying-the-moment variety.
thistle
thirstle - a thistle in need of watering
-or-
thistless - lacking thist
archetype
starchetype - potatoes, pasta, corn etc.
ukulele
puke-ulele - reaction one gets when hearing the music produced from a ukulele for hours on end. Also can occur after listening to Don Ho all night.
** epidermis**
hepidermis – an older person’s way of referring to the pierced, tattooed skin of a youngster who’s trying to be cool
sangria