singleria - drinking alone
valentine
palentine - a platonic greeting card for Valentine’s Day
-or-
valentice - what Val hopes his valentine will do.
conglomerate
Congomerate - to write bad books about monkeys.
infidel
infidelio - pagans performing opera
wallaby
Wallababy Placing your infant in a frame and hanging them over the mantle.
Promotion
Pronotion - the mistaken idea that you’re about to be promoted.
Anthropomorphic
anteaterthropomorphic - having a VERY long snout, and a sticky tongue(Hey, some people pay good money for that!)
xylophone
xylofoam - a very silly musical instrument made of soap
rythym
rhythumb – a beat tapped using only the opposable digit(s) at the outside of the hand(s)
paregoric
paregorec - easing pain by having someone drone on and on and on and on and on and on and on…
yesterday
yestertoy - a childhood toy remembered fondly
matrimony
matrimonetary - spending way too much on a wedding.
zipper
** zippepper ** - famous sex-shop flavored pants. * See also Zippeperoni, Zipberryer, Zipieer, Zipineappler, Zipistachioer, &c. *
** ziplumper ** - XXL zipper
** magneto **
magneato - a magnet that geeks find to be fascinating.
sponge
sporange - an absorbent citrus fruit
gravitas
** Gravytas ** - very thick sauce
** Gravitat ** - heavy tastelessness
** nifty **
- I got my **s right this time
*
Miffty Pissed off, but still kind of neat.
Brain
** Dumb ** - lack of brain 
** B’arain ** - Clever oil finders
** Aboriginal **
branin - Just the thing you need to combat mental constipation
ankle
arbordigital - a virtual treehouse
spankle - to titillate by corporal punishment
moribund