moribundle - a backpack to tide you over in the afterlife
bagel
baggel - something to put your bagels in
beggel - plead for a baggel of bagels
hedgehog
** Bagglomerate ** - Very heavy thick pastry one can dip into ** Gravytas **
** deploy **
bakel - what Eleanor does on her Caribbean vacation
smorgasbord
sluggishboard - SDMB on a Monday, apparently
deplod - attempt to repair a sluggishboard
hedgehog
headgearhog - someone who steals all your hats and won’t give them back.
cincture
cincoture - five Spanish tures
Capital
capitall - using only uppercase letters.
dingo
dingone – a supernatural Australian canine possessing the power to silence obnoxiously loud stereos, leaf blowers, etc.
mountebank
mountebankvault - Where a charlatan keeps the money he’s swindled from unsuspecting people.
electricity
** elexentricity ** - Fact of wearing weird electrical apparel *(you know, those tee shirts with the Matrix code running on an LCD, or the illuminated statue of liberty crown, or those red-light-flasing sneakers when you’re over 15…) *
** aerodrome **
aerodrone - to talk incessantly about air travel
kangaroo
aerodromedary - flying camels, NOT the Sopwith type. Be on the lookout for descending doo-doo.
fishbowl
** fishbowels ** - state of your intestine after a not so fresh fish meal
** kangaroo **
Ketchikangaroo - the most Northern relative of this type of marsupial.
glow
** glassglow ** - special scottish glass with nice reflections
but I really was going for :
Glowjob - job that makes your smile glow
** isthmus **
isthmouse - fauna native to narrow land masses between oceans
disheveled
dishleveled - a tall stack of dirty dishes, that has fallen to the floor.
harrowing
Barrowing - a scary drop down the Niagra Falls in a barrel. Canadian side only.
symphony
sympathyphony - a large, ongoing amount of false pity.
icicle