icikill the sliver of razor sharp ice that falls on your head as you leave for work on October 31st
Sumo
supermo - a wrestler who is able to leap tall, very large guys in a single bound.
juice
jewce - kosher drink. Couldn’t hurt…
Auction
arction - a boat sale
wedding
wedbedding - description of the physical state of bedding material after the onset of serious hot monkey honeymoon sex.
nipple
kneeple - seriously messed up breast enhancement
venue
slovenue - what happens when no one cleans up after themselves.
kleptomania
** kleptidomania ** - Obsessive impulse to steal antiacids from your nearest phamacy.
** goof **
foof - the foolish feeling you get after screwing up
installment
instalement - payments left out on the counter
jejune
jerryjune - describing every episode of Seinfeld
lemmings
gleamings - glow in the dark Artic rodents
gerrymander
gerrymeander - what Gerry does when he’s stayed at the pub too long.
heartily
heartillini - the pasta course of a romantic dinner
ingest
fingest - have a fish dinner
wobbly
pwobbly - extwemely likely
whimsy
whimsee - only taking notice of what you want to see
pedestal
pedalstill – automatic bike.
testimony
testimoney – used to bribe a witness
witchcraft.
twitchcraft – the branch of sorcery devoted to giving victims tics and phantom itches
sepulchral